7 hottest role playing ideas, because your imagination may be the key to better sex
We now live in sextihg world where "sexting" is a common occurrence. Whether you have a partner, you're dating, or you're all alone, sad and bored in your bedroom and eating copious amount of pizza, the likelihood is that you've "sexted" someone at some point in your life.
For those of you who are unaware what sexting is, it's like having sex, but via text AKA the most millennial thing of all time. According to a study by online security company McAfee, 50 per cent of Americans admit to regularly sexting, which is a hell of a lot of people.
However, not everyone eoll into it, and even if they are, not everyone wants to sext all of the time. This was the case for one user of Reddit, who decided to play a pushy "sexter" at his own game.
Reddit user Pla appeared on the Creepy PMs forum to share her experience in shutting down a pushy male in the most hilariously savage way. Titling the post as: "He's been begging for weeks to do a 'sexy roleplay' with me.
I finally said yes. I think he regrets everything now", The user puts a series of screenshots plsy their conversation - and her way of trolling the creep is simply genius. Right, I don't know if it's just me, but it's pretty clear from the get-go that this guy is an absolute creep.
Unsurprisingly, the Redditor is already playing this guy at his own game, with sarcastic clap backs foreboding what is to come. Don't worry readers, it gets a whole lot better.
I mean, how did this guy not realising he was being trolled when she said there's two kitchens in the house? Also, how much setting the plzy does this guy do? Maybe I've been doing it wrong my entire life, but I didn't think sexting involved writing a novel together before getting to the juicy bit?
Woman hilariously shuts down sexter by making their roleplay way too realistic - vt
Understandably, the sexter in question doesn't take kindly to being trolled and seems to get pretty wound up. The best bit about this is that in his sexual fantasy, as in, in his wildest dreams, they are getting down and dirty in a condo in Portland. Romantic, right?
While most of us would maybe conjure up images of a swanky hotel in the Bahamas, with velvet bedding etc, this guy is just getting it on in a condo in Portland: a city which is more famous for bridges than anything else. Weirdly, another user claims to have spoken to the same guy; and in a bizarre twist, their sexting also focused around the city of Portland as well. So there you have it guys and gals, next time you want to get rid of a pushy sexter, just take them down to everyone's favourite Swedish department rol via text, that should shut them up.
Woman hilariously shuts down sexter by making their roleplay way too realistic.